Wednesday, July 16, 2008

ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is writing Rori again.

OK SO NOW THAT I HAVE BEEN HOME FOR ALMOST A WEEK I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL OF A WAR WAGED WITH A CERTAIN BROTHER-IN-LAW WHO LEFT A CERTAIN COMMENT ON A CERTAIN PHOTO IN A CERTAIN SISTERS-IN-LAW FACEBOOK . . . HE IS TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY WE WILL CALL HIM MIKE D. NO- M.DEMARIA. YES, THAT’S MUCH BETTER.

P.S. THIS STORY WAS TO REMAIN SECRET BUT ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK SO HERE IS THE STORY- THERE ONCE WAS A BEAUTIFUL TALENTED BIOLOGY TEACHER WHO MARRIED WHAT SHE CONSIDERED TO BE THE LOVE OF HER LIFE M.DEMARIA. SHE THEREFORE TIED HER YOUNG LONG-HAIRED SISTER TO THIS SO CALLED DREAM BOY BY HER OWN MARITAL STATUS.NOW, THIS YOUNGER SISTER WAS THE PERFECT SISTER-IN-LAW ALWAYS SWEET AND KIND AND HELPFUL. UNTIL ONE DAY M.DEMARIA BECAME GRUMPY AND DECIDED TO NOT REFLECT HIS SISTERS-IN-LAW GOOD HUMOR WITH HIS OWN. LUCKILY THIS SISTER-IN-LAW HAD A SWEET SISTER ON BED REST WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE ABLE TO WOO HER SWEETHEART TO SLEEP TO ASSIST HER OH-SO-INNOCENT SISTER. WHILE DEAR M.DEMARIA WAS SLEEPING THE GENIUS SISTER-IN-LAW PULLED OUT HER SECRET WEAPON TO END ALL WARS . . . HOT PINK NAIL POLISH!

YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING . . . SURELY THIS YOUNG LADY WOULDN'T DARE TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE AND PAINT M.DEMARIA’S TOENAILS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING AN INNOCENT SLUMBER BUT THAT IS WHERE YOU WOULD BE WRONG FOR THIS GIRLS COURAGE KNEW NO BOUNDS. AND AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE ACCOMPANYING PHOTO SISTERS-IN-LAW ALWAYS TRIUMPH WITH THE ASSISTANTS OF THEIR "TWIN" SISTER . . . MWAHAHAHA


4 comments:

Collegegirl said...

Rori, I LOVE your revenge!!!
Stay inncoent!!!
~Elyse~

Moni Graf said...

I especially liked the "Dr.Evil" mwahaha laugh at the end.

All I can say is, SISTERS ROCK!!! I'd be lost without mine.

Keep up the GREAT work and spirits, DeMarias. We're praying for you all.

Love from KS,
Moni

Stephanie said...

Oh that is great!! You go girl!

Darcy "bow makin mamma" said...

Nice work!!! It was great to see you again! See ya in a few weeks. I will be praying for you and the 4 babies that I heard beating in your perfect belly. You can do it!!!!